signs of the apocalypse

The Fart Of An Elder

"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.

by alex phelan May 15, 2006

apologetic

to provide a defense, usually written, for a belief, theory, or system. Erroneously linked solely to Christian theology.

Paul exhorted believers to be able to provide an apologetic (explanation) for the hope within them.

by David007 May 19, 2008

Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

Apocrypha

Apocrypha means 'hidden things' in Greek. The Apocryphical books of the Bible fall into two categories: texts which were included in some canonical version of the Bible at some point, and other texts of a Biblical nature which have never been canonical.

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THEN God, merciful and gracious, looked upon them thus lying in the water, and nigh unto death, and sent an angel, who brought them out of the water, and laid them on the seashore as dead.

2 Then the angel went up to God, was welcome, and said, "O God, Thy creatures have breathed their last."

3 Then God sent His Word unto Adam and Eve, who raised them from their death.

(Adam and Eve died MANY times folks)

by Cade Dakmor August 28, 2004

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

apocolypse

A catastrophic event, which signals the begining of frenzied looting for no aparent reason.

Guy1: Dude, the worlds coming to the end.

Guy2: I always wanted a big screen.

by R-bomb August 10, 2005

Pussy Apocalypse

Whenever you see such a fine pussy that you know something is cumming to an end.

Did you see that pussy? This has to be a pussy apocalypse.

by Big ass tities October 30, 2011