anus cake 

slang for shit,turd,poop,crap.

I'll be right back i'm just going to visit the porcelain god to bake an anus cake.

anus cake by mark ronaldson February 27, 2008

anus agony 

The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.

Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.

anus agony by Mazuel-Aziz November 4, 2006

Anus aniliation 

when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed!

Anus aniliation kills the butthole

Anus aniliation by MARSHAMAR September 5, 2007

anus munchies

it will put an end to any awkwardly serious conversation you dont want to be in.

Person 1 - "booma chic cowboy how ya been?"

Person 2 - "boosh mawn, not so positive, not so negative."

Person 1 - "anus munchies"

Person 2 - "You're a dick"

anus munchies by old man haskins June 12, 2008

anus lover 

Someone who makes love to and is in love with an anus.

Zach Armstrong is such an anus lover. He licks his sisters anus 24/7.

anus lover by dingle stick November 8, 2014

anus bobber 

A person who bobbs there partners anus around with there hand or his dick usually during sex.

Joe Haskett gave an anus bobber to another guy.

anus bobber by Anal King May 23, 2006

anus opener 

What someone uses to open their beer.

I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.

anus opener by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014