alcohol induced narcissism

Excessive self-admiration and/or self-centeredness after imbibing several alcoholic beverages.

"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."

"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."

by sfguamgirl July 29, 2014

alcohol & infamy

When one is so desperate for beer, wine, spirits, or notoriety that they will often go to drastic measures to obtain said items.

"Alcohol & infamy has become a national problem, just the other day a student was caught performing a rusty trombone on the principal so he would open his vodka stash, thus allowing him & his friends to throw a massive party with a fuckton of alcohol" -Hillary Clinton

by CaptainKobra June 23, 2015

Alcohol Civilization Theory

The underground future of DUI criminals. As their numbers grow their will be a new political and judical future where MADD members are burnt at the stake.

After his jail term, George had no choice but to test the Alcohol Civilization Theory and live on the streets, his home, his car and his job were all taken from him. Alcohlism is the only disease attempted to be curable by incarceration.

by Eojbob December 18, 2005

alcohol whore

somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.

they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.

anything within reason, of course.

Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right.

'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'

by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

alcohol virgin

Someone who is a virgin to alcohol - someone who hasn't tried alcohol before or been drunk.

Parol: Hey Seth, do you wanna go clubbing with us and get waaaaaaaasted?
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE

by Inivikan August 17, 2014

Alcohol-induced kleptomania

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

by PatD13 June 9, 2012

alcohol-induced frivolity

Fun and/or joy induced by alcohol consumption. Used in the TV Series "The Big Bang."

After leaving the bar Cheers, Jack and Diane engaged in some alcohol-induced frivolity.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008