Definitions by PatD13

Alcohol-induced kleptomania 

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

Alcohol-induced kleptomania by PatD13 June 9, 2012

Ring ding 

An incredibly hilarious racial slur for Indian people (sounds funniest when spoken with an Indian accent).

Possibly referring to the sound you hear when you walk into a 7-11.

I went to my chemistry class and this ring ding smelled up the whole lecture hall!

Ring ding by PatD13 December 15, 2011