When one is so desperate for beer, wine, spirits, or notoriety that they will often go to drastic measures to obtain said items.
"Alcohol & infamy has become a national problem, just the other day a student was caught performing a rusty trombone on the principal so he would open his vodka stash, thus allowing him & his friends to throw a massive party with a fuckton of alcohol" -Hillary Clinton
by CaptainKobra June 17, 2015