adult

A ridiculous person who thinks that everyone who uses myspace will get raped eventually, it's bad for kids to have things easy, and anything with a screen is a portal into hell. basically, shortsighted bastards who exist to annoy rational people.

Adult: what are you doing?
Kid: IMing
Adult: OH NO YOU'RE NOT! INSTANT MESSAGING LOWERS SOCIABILITY!
Kid: How can that be when I'm talking to people...?

by Eric, or Gavroche April 26, 2006

adult swim

Heaven. Especially during night time.

If everybody was a tv show, then when I die I want to go to Adult Swim.

by tpfusion June 13, 2005

Adult Swim

1. What Cartoon Network should be airing all day everyday.

2. When no minors are allowed in the pool.

1. I'm tired of these kiddy cartoons that got bad after 1999, they need to air adult swim all day!

2. It's adult swim time in the pool, no kids allowed!

by ThtGy September 14, 2009

adult laugh

when an adult (usually a parent) laughs randomly at something that is not really funny

mom:we didn't even put a dent in our food (adult laugh)
me:how was that funny?

by j-rob mad fresh July 8, 2010

adult animation

A type of animation that's supposedly meant to be for adults but ends up catering toward edgy 12 year olds who think that over the top swearing beats cleverness when it comes to comedy. There are a few exceptions however, including South Park and Rick and Morty.

Me: "Hey, did you ever go see Sausage Party in theaters?"
friend: "Yeah, I remember seeing half the room filled with 12-year olds and the other half with parents who were forced to take them."
Me: "that's adult animation for yah."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Disney Adult

1. An eccentric or theatrical person who is often overly positive and lacks the self-awareness to know when people find them disruptive, or annoyingly cloying. Disney Adults often like to talk about how 'quirky' and 'weird' they are as if they think of themselves as playing a loveable character in real life.

2. A person who behaves as if they are the main character in a Disney movie.

3. A person who is extroverted in the extreme and has an immature obsession with sticking out and being 'weird'.

Disclaimer: A Disney Adults does not have to be obsessed with Disney, but the vast majority of adults who are obsessed with Disney are Disney Adults.

Jennifer was being such a Disney Adult at lunch. Someone mentioned Kenny Loggins and she started trying to sing Footloose at the table, and it was loud enough people at other tables got a look of secondhand cringe in their faces.

by RatMan™ October 4, 2021

adult happy meal

aka AHM or Ah-humm. Oral sex leading to orgasm.

Sarah and I went to Old Country Buffet last night, and then we had an Adult happy Meal for dessert.

by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006