abdopted

When someone is abducted from an orphanage.

Jimmy was abdopted from St. Mary's Orphanage just the other day. He now lives with a strange woman who didn't want to go through the paperwork for adopting.

by Boliver Shagnasty December 2, 2009

adoptwisted

(N;) to take a word or phrase and twist it's meaning to something only barely resembling its original meaning to make it fit your wants and needs or further your cause, and make it a staple of the vocabulary of your movement.
Normally associated with radical feminists and republican conservatives.

Andy: is Lisa right about damage control meaning when console gamers defend a bad game?
Brittany: No, Lisa is a PC gamer. They adoptwisted Damage Control.

by CommonSenseBitch January 26, 2014

adaption

alternate way to spell "adaptation." most commonly used to look like an fucktard in front of your biology t.a.

"Plants in arid climates have adaptions in their leaves." **Odd looks from people smarter than you and third graders**

by i am a dumb January 28, 2008

Adoption Papers

Joe mama pig pp man

Is that adoption papers pbl and spbl player

by Adoption Papers February 5, 2022

Adoption Center

A resturant.

Wanna go and eat some babies at the Adoption Center

by white boy conner May 24, 2022

gay adoption

two individuals from the same sex adopt one or more children

gay adoption is not legal in all countries

by nddghrtgsergsty November 4, 2017

Illegal Adoption

AKA kidnapping someone

Im going to commit illegal adoption at the school tomorrow

by BillyBob52 May 3, 2022