fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise

-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!

by Tobias Foxx May 1, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
masturbate with a snake
sunning at the zoo

by NSR April 30, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck a duck
i got no luck
i keep on truckin
but i got no truck

i yam so exassperated. i lost me last pence. fuck a duck.

by peter v. may III March 22, 2008

schuck a duck

Plainly put, a woman with big ass dick sucking lips that she puts to good use.

Man, that Renee is a real schuck a duck!

by aurora83 January 17, 2009

cluck a duck

The act of clucking a medium sized billed animal that goes "QUACK".

Form 1
Billy: "Hey Joe, wanna cluck a duck?"
Joe: " Sure!"

Form 2
*Joe is playing a game*
Joe: "OH CLUCK A DUCK!"

by Gramkey October 14, 2016

Suck a duck

A phrase that is apparently 'trending' as of May 2020.
Why? Do I look like I know?
Just be a man and say 'dick' for fuck sake.

Okay now that thats over with, the phrase suck a duck is basically the same as suck a dick, except that the person saying it doesn't want to offend someone by saying the word 'dick'

If you couldn't figure that out yourself, I'm disappointed.

Person A: "Hey, B! I dare you to shout 'suck a dick' out loud in class!
Person B: "Okay..."
Person B: (shouting out loud): "SUCK A DUCK!"
Person A: "You fucking disappoint me, B."
Classroom:

Person A:

Person B:

Teacher:

Person A: "Pussy.."

by iiJ03L May 26, 2020

fuck a duck

Something a young and\or immature child would say when in a state of distress or when highly perplexed by a situation.

" I totally messed up today in Algebra, I couldn't help but just yell fuck a duck in front of everybody. I can't believe my teacher wrote me a detention slip over it."

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013