Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

bert girl

a girl that you could go to jail for touching

if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face

by big boned September 29, 2012

Bert Crawfording

When someone keeps posting and poking the bear on thread and then delete posts.

Every time he posts a minute later they’re gone. He’s Bert Crawfording you.”

by TerryConway March 9, 2019

Bert and Ernie

Two friends where one is tall and skinny and the other is short and round, and both are usually kind of nerdy

“These two Bert and Ernie types kept trying to buy us drinks, and I was like, you couldn’t buy me enough alcohol to get me to go home with you.”

by Dan.Solo.Chicago October 6, 2022

bert mccracken

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

by Choke Me November 5, 2003

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006