Person who calls the operator and has them connect the person to the requested party,instead of dialing it themselves.usually due to laziness and not wanting to look up the number themselves.
by Alison1011 April 12, 2009
Get the Directdial dysfunction mug.A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.
Ward commented on a sports blog at:
Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?
Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..
Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!
Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!
Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!
Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?
Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..
Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!
Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!
Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!
Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
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2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.
3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.
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Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
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1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
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