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Your mom 

your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..
a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"

or in a negative context;

a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"
Your mom by Maaadie August 13, 2008
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your mom 

An annoying excuse for an insult or comical attempt.
Sally: "what are you doing tonight?"

Joe: "your mom."

Sally: "you are a fucking idiot."
your mom by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010

Your mom 

1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.
"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"

your mom 

Used as a comeback...
so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....
your mom by Jonathan June 10, 2006

your mom 

A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.
Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*
your mom by purplehazegirl May 20, 2006

your mom 

-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom
your mom by ~_0 April 21, 2003

Your Mom 

Something That Can be Said To Answer Any Question And Sometimes Can be Very Funny.
"Hey Dude, What Were You Doing Last Night?"

"Your Mom"
Your Mom by i'm hungry! September 9, 2007