Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

by Mac777daddy August 29, 2011

wetch

Originated in room 8350 in the year 2008.
1. n. Synonymous with the watch of a CMOD. (See example 1).
2. n. A derogatory, applied to a person, greater in magnitude than the sum total of {bitch + ho + joe + Group 3 major + varsity athlete + yut-yut + bilge}. NOT a wench. (See example 2).

1. "I'm on duty this weekend. I have to go stand wetch."
2. "Chill out, you wetch! Stop being such a bravo-elf."

by 8350 February 9, 2010

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

slovokian monkey wrench

a combination of the geonoshan leg lock and the helsinki freedom punch

Hey Earnest, your aunt handled that slovokian monkey wrench like a real slugger!--- What a whore, that wasnt her first time! Come on Steve!

by brad and craig July 19, 2007

Pipe Wrench

The handjob equivalent to "Wood Chipper". When a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a penis isn't satisfying. Thus calling her a Pipe Wrench.

Man: "Dude, I heard that chick gave you a handjob"
Dude: "Handjob!? She was a pipe wrench!"

by Skimask619 January 16, 2010

Ferret Wrenching

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.

Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.

by legionisawful November 7, 2017

Wrench

to verbally abuse a woman’s sense of faithfulness and fidelity.

While in a conversation with Othello, Iago wrenched many times of Desdemona and her faithfulness.

by Bard Book November 29, 2009