Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you

Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all

by Patres February 27, 2021

You ain't a'woofin

Used to express acknowledgment of the obvious.

Person A: Im about to freeze to death and turn into a popsicle !

Person B: You ain't a'woofin !

by Eigo Sensei August 19, 2010

Wookie Slider

This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.

"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"

by Slade Knightly January 11, 2008

wooding

doing nothing, chilling.

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.

by j-deez September 6, 2007

Woobie

A woobie is a person who puts there hoodie over their knees and tightens there hoodie strings then runs around in a pack of other woobie. A pack of woobie is called a wooble. There is also a leader woobie called the woobobie.

Person 1: is that a woobie?
Person 2: no! That’s a whole wooble!
Person 1: run for your life!!!
Wooble: SCREEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHHH.

by Turquoisewolve August 4, 2019

woobie

A child's favorite blanket. Often containing a nylon fringe or border.

Most kids brought a sleeping bag to camp but I took my woobie.
Linus always carries his woobie around.

by Randino May 2, 2006

Rusty Wookie

when a woman munches on a man's pubic hair while vigorously fingering his asshole.

"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."

by laverna&gafiltafish June 20, 2009