Wonky

The act of a furry being a sussy little bakka UWU

1 - "uwu x3 nuzzle hehehehehe"
2- "Damnit, scott's being wonky again"

by Raviolizzz May 30, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Wonky

If a nigga is being wonky as hell he could be being called dumb or a retard

Guy1: shut cho wonky ass up

Guy 2:....

by gyTg(tTg55^7 March 13, 2021

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025