Wonk

Marty, A gothic-ish boy who prefes the name wonk over charles and

'Hey charles! Looking preppy today'

'Call me WONK! and dude, I'm not preppy! I like evenessance!'

by Emmie December 13, 2003

WONK

Used to describe something that’s weird/odd/stupid

“Hey that one Johnny kid is a WONK”
“Bro why’d I do that I was such a WONK when I was younger”

by Crunchy Munchy April 24, 2021

Wonk

Someone who is a wonk

“Tasha is a wonk!”

by wonk3728272 January 26, 2022

Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times

by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023

Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 2, 2014

wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views

The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Wonks

It’s basically used in the same way as “wonky”. Made my Moriah Elizabeth 3/26/21.

It’s looking a bit.. wonks

by Redd Panda March 26, 2021