Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Wonk Wink

The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.

Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?

by Niglet Fetus March 24, 2019

Wonks

It’s basically used in the same way as “wonky”. Made my Moriah Elizabeth 3/26/21.

It’s looking a bit.. wonks

by Redd Panda March 26, 2021

Wonk

A person who is the absolute worst and deserve the death penalty

Bruh, mikayla is such a wonk because she is so selfish

by Juan Diego III December 3, 2019

Wonk

To masturbate (Wank) then when finished proceed to eat your nut.

mario is so gay, I bet he wonks.

I wonked last night.

by VTDG March 17, 2022

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

mad wonk

adjective

1.
extremely strange or weird

2.
uncomfortable

Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?

Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk

Person 1 : fr fr

by madwonker November 1, 2021