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Wintered

When you ask a girl to a school dance and he says yes then texts you later and says "I'm not sure I wanna go"
Caleb asked Winter to homecoming and she wintered him.
by Fukfase September 10, 2014
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Winter Salmon

In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.
Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.

Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
by A$APJaCoB February 16, 2017
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winterbourne academy

A school full of sassy girls, kids who take crack before they go to school, teachers who think that not having a tie is going to stop every single person in the school learning, smokers, weird ass kids, people who u should really stay away from and seagulls. so. many. seagulls. Don't go to that school if u don't want to become retarded.
One lunch time in winterbourne academy... "Oops i dropped a chip" *0.128794496 nano seconds later* "AHHH SHIT IT'S THE SEAGULLS!"
by G FMJ June 9, 2019
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winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 17, 2020
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winter bocce

An outdoor sex act performed by two people where you rub snow on someone's balls as an act of foreplay.
I have to be honest with you, I've never played winter bocce before, but you sounded so confident over text I thought, why not try something new?
by getsparked January 21, 2021
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winterhoax

the exposing of shitty hosts and people
Did you see BadSK on Winterhoax? Geez.
by elduck March 30, 2021
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Winter Contingency

WINTER CONTINGENCY is an official United Nations Space Command emergency plan that deals with situations where Covenant forces have become aware of or are invading a UEG colony. It was first mentioned in the UNSCDF Instruction EM-277 on March 10, 2526.
Carter: "Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on Reach. Acknowledge?"
Holland: "Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant?"
Carter-A259: "Affirmative. It's the WINTER CONTINGENCY."
Holland: "May God help us all."
by itchywetscrotum July 27, 2021
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