2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

College Weekend

Longer than your typical weekend, a college weekend starts Thursday afternoon after class and ends Monday afternoon when you wake up from your Sunday Funday hangover. In extreme circumstances, a college weekend can even begin on Wednesday night if there are no papers/exams on Thursday or Friday.

Thursday 3:00pm - Dude 1 "let's hit up the liquor store on our way home from class crack some beers and Start this college weekend out the right way!"
Dude 2 "Hell yeah, let's get wasted before we decided where we're gonna go get wasted tonight, Thirsty Thursday!"

Wednesday night Dude 1 - "Hey man do you have any tests or papers due tomorrow or friday?"
dude 2 "nope, what are you thinkin?"
dude 1 "let's hit the liquor store, pick up a 30 and a bottle, and start a good old extended college weekend!
dude 2 "Fuck yeah!"

by drunken college student December 9, 2008

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

by pilsbury September 17, 2007

shark week

the week a woman experiences menstruation

Shannon was in a bad mood because it was shark week.

by Carina September 5, 2005

uconn spring weekend

The weekend everyone at UConn looks forward to. Some weekend in April, everyone at UConn and anyone who knows anybody at UConn comes together to drink a lot, cause a lot of trouble, and just have fun.

Thursday night- carraige apts
Friday night- celeron apts
Saturday night- x-lot

X-lot is a huge parking lot where thousands of kids pack into and just have a giant party.

1.UConn Spring Weekend this year only had 150 duis, 50 assaults, 100 drug possesions, 454564545 parking tickets, and 2 flipped cars. I'd say it was a pretty tame spring weekend!

2. Kid 1: Dude I got a cop to play beer pong with me on spring weekend!
Kid 2: We are in CT, it's called beer pong asshole!

by CTjeff December 9, 2008

'bout a week ago

A famous line by Bobby Shmurda in his song Hot Nigga. When you hear this line near the end of the song, it is an absolute MUST to do the shmoney dance.

Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago *black folks start to dance*

by The Real Bobby Shmurda November 3, 2014