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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Wisdom

King Solomon did not show that he had wisdom
by orthodox easton June 23, 2022
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Wisdoming

The act of behaving stupid and act unreasonably
That boy is not serious, He kept on wisdoming
by Chuckos November 24, 2020
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wisdom

the best thing to live by ever

it reminds you that life is NOT worth stressing about

and that there is a God above madly in love with you
wisdom helps you realizes that you serve a Great God of wisdom, power and love and is divine connected to your heart
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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wisdom whiskers

Grey hairs in a beard when the rest of beard is still predominantly the natural hair color. Usually seen in bearded men between the ages 35-50
I'm 38 and I have a gnarly beard full of wisdom whiskers.
by FC2Mikey24 June 4, 2017
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Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.
A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.
by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019
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wisdomable

when something is very smart and very wisdom
“yes man show him what’s up and that you’re the alpha male
“you’re right, thank you for your wisdomable advice”
by simplification March 31, 2024
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