Banana's wasted 

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.

Banana's wasted by D&T August 28, 2007

pretty face wasted 

When a male or a female is really attractive but the public opinion of them is highly negative because they are just a shitty human being, typically due to the way they treat others.

Person 1 - "I don't see why everyone hates on Rebecca so much, she is fucking gorgeous."
Person 2 - "Yeah but she's pretty face wasted, I saw her tell a homeless veteran that he was disgusting and pepper sprayed him when he asked her for some change."

pretty face wasted by SirAlexWest January 27, 2015

getting wasted 

to get queasy due to the consumption of alochol and/or hallucinogens.

whoa, after all that dope, i feel soo wasted!
hey dude, we're getting wasted tonight at the party.

getting wasted by LubeLobBoob April 29, 2006

gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college

My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.

gradu-wasted by wordhero293 December 12, 2009

jackie wasted 

Getting extremely fucked up to the point of oblivion. Everything that you say or do is funny and you can/will talk anyone into anything. Anything is possible & you're a champ. Repeat the next night….or day if you cant wait.

Last night i went out and got jackie wasted and tried to fight a midget.

jackie wasted by natalielovesjackie July 13, 2011

Wheel Barrow Wasted 

When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.

Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"

Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"

Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"

Wheel Barrow Wasted by Spiderman Wall Kick February 5, 2012

titty wasted 

It's the feeling you get from lookin at so much titty for too long without bein able to touch em.
I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

titty wasted by sd6982 May 18, 2014