wood wash

To have oral sex performed on the penis.

Dude, the stripper gave me one serious wood wash

by the cam September 21, 2005

Washing Machine

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.

Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.

by Witherstorm April 14, 2021

hog wash

Not of high quality.
Complete Bull.
Not that awesome.
Kind of crappy.
Not porperly completed work.
A lie.
A statement of an non-accurate origin.

This document is complete Hog Wash.

by Jim Don September 7, 2005

face wash

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."

by Colonel Hogan August 9, 2005

Green Wash

A term to describe the actions of a company with environmentally unsound pratices to portray to the public and popular opinion a green environmentally friendly fascade.

A variation of 'white wash'.

Petrochemical industry sponsorship of environmentally friendly inovation is a form of Green Wash.

by GlynC November 10, 2008

wash day

The day when Terminators walk the streets of L.A. naked

Street Punk: Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean right?
Terminator: Nothing clean, right.

by lethalintoxication4900 February 7, 2019

Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017