Barack The Vote 

Barack The Vote is a new spin on Rock The Vote. RTV is used to increase youth voter turnout. Barack The Vote is used to increase turnout in voters who want a change and support Barack Obama.

Barack The Vote is a new spin on Rock The Vote.

Barack The Vote by Wade Moriarty February 29, 2008

pirate vote 

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.

pirate vote by Libsta October 13, 2007

Loner Vote 

Someone who upvotes their own definition on Urban Dictionary

Realizing that nobody voted on his definition after being published 10 days ago, Jimmy decided to give himself a loner vote.

Loner Vote by partyrockstar222 July 23, 2019

These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

These People Can Vote by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Que te vote txapote 

The phrase that is said in protest to the Spanish politician Pedro Sanchez.

¡Que te vote Txapote, Sánchez! ¡Socialista, hijo de puta, genocida! ¡Hijo de la gran puta, Pedro Sánchez! ¡TVE, a la mierda todos! ¡Hijos de puta! ¡Socialistas! ¡Rojos de mierda! ¡Que os follen!

Que te vote txapote by ronintnt July 31, 2023

how to vote 

no seriously how to vote

me: how to vote
anyone:

how to vote by 7oSeven December 23, 2020

Anti-Vote Theory

An alternative form of voting in which instead of showing your support for something, you instead vote against something you dislike. Traditionally to balance the system, you also add a clause where you may anti-vote as many times as you wish in order to get an accurate representation of how much people hate things. This form of voting is beneficial as it plays in to the much more natural human instinct of hating things instead of finding ways to like them.

1: hey who are you gonna vote for in the next election
2: I hate all of them, I wish I could just anti-vote the ones I hate the most
1: You’re talking about the Anti-Vote Theory dude
2: That’s sick

Anti-Vote Theory by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019