Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

Volcrom

A girl who’s good at basketball but really cocky.

That girl Regina is a real volcrom

by Jared sub December 16, 2021

Velcrohead

A derogatory term used to refer to blacks. Velcrohead is derived from the nappy hair many blacks have.

Look at those little velcroheads munching on their poormet cuisine.

by evenplay August 24, 2008

Velcrows

Generally two women who do everything together.
Used mainly for older women and/or for women who gossip

"Those two go everywhere together"
"They're a couple of Velcrows"

by ROxford December 26, 2011

velcrum

A unit of measurement equivalent to pounds and energy almost

The more velcrums you have the better you are

by rachael7256cool March 8, 2011

Vulcron

Shit-ass company which develops a shit-ass which is moderated by shit-ass people (Fuck you Killin and Cobra)

Vulcron bans you if you call Lazy's mom fat (which is truer than Grace cheating on Killin with 2 black dudes haha)

by [1MA] Flanker November 15, 2021

Velcrotch

A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.

Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.

by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010