Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.

(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”

by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021

Valentina

Is an incredible and gorgeous girl. From outside and inside, making her stand out from others. A super creative girl with a very cute and increíble personality, making her look even cute than she is. She also has a very unique smile that makes you smile instantly.

The bestest friend you could ever ask for, she is a helper, stays besides you no matter what and always tries to make you happy.

Every boy falls in love with her, with her unique and cute looks, making everyone admire her from afar, she will steak your heart, that's a fact.

She is the purest person, in personality and will always make you laugh, making you feel at ease and forget about life problems for a while. Valentina is the best, and nobody can't say otherwise. She needs lots of care and love, a happy Valentina is all you need.

Valentina is so sweet that you'll want to protect her.

by 은지 November 22, 2021

Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.

Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

Re:Vale

Re:Vale is a unit from the game/anime, IDOLiSH7. They're married. Yuki and Momo love each other very much.

Look at that gay couple over there! They remind me of Re:Vale

by tenndevil November 10, 2020

Night vale

Things are weird and gay.

In night vale there are weird and gay things

by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021

Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

Valentineless

Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.

Friend: Who's your valentine?
Me: No one, I'm Valentineless.
Friend: Oh.

by BenchMax345 February 14, 2008