Vagina Sniffer

One who sniffs a vagina for pleasure , and rubs his nasal cavity's over the clitoris for arousal .

Hey Tim ! whatd you do last night Tim : Sniffed vagina , So tim your a Vagina Sniffer

by ryan patterson May 11, 2007

sand in the vagina

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.

Nadja has sand in the vagina.

by Bari February 12, 2005

vaginal canal

the inside of the female sex organ where the dick fits, or doesnt fit depending on how small you are.

damn it man there is a bomb lodged in her vaginal canal

by the moon is a slut March 28, 2011

Vagina Gremlin

A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.

"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."

by Nathanus Maximus April 20, 2012

Playing Vagina DJ

when a female plays with herself fiercely to the point it look like shes on turntables.

Me: I walked in on your girlfriend playing vagina dj man

Denzel: cool story bro....

by eEpidemic January 1, 2012

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010

vaginalitosis

A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.

Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!

by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008