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J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.
They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".
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Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.
"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"
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Vance

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
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Vance

A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life
"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"
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Vance

A slug-ish fem-boy with little to no motivation.
I have a friend who is a vance.
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Vance

Do you think the muffin man has vanced one of those muffins, or does he just like them the normal way?
by Geek.blather July 30, 2024
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