vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

Vaginal Steam Bath

When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.

Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath

Vaginal Steam Bath by CactusKing February 21, 2014

Vaginacade 

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.

So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...

Vaginacade by BKibbles July 21, 2007

vagina hangover 

When you've had so much sex that your vaginal region hurts like hell the next day, but dang, it was worth it.

When Hillary awoke the next morning with a throbbing vagina hangover, she vowed never to have sex again.

vagina hangover by BeritBerit November 15, 2007

big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.

I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.

big flapping vagina by bws55 September 3, 2007

vagineye 

neither the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus of women nor a globular organ in the head through which people and veterbrate animals see, the "vagineye" is amalgam of the two, rich in symbolic meaning as an ancient gay korean icon often used in graphic design, art, and higher mathematics.

"So Dark The Con of Man! It seems Will has used the 'vagineye' again! Genius!"

vagineye by sammy appelbaum September 26, 2006

Vagina Flick

Vagina Flick comes from the VERY infamous completely false short story posted online of a Meet and Greet between Demi Lovato and a undisclosed fan that never happen but none the less created a lot of famous quotes for people to utilize and reference out of hilarity.

The story goes a plus size fan of Demi Lovato’s comes to a meet and greet where Demi threatens the fans life and makes fun of their obesity.

She harasses them and “flicks” their vagina.

The story went viral having other celebrities and fans tweet it sharing the funny narrative.

Even Iggy Azalea, tweeting “it’s part of my official vocab.”

Eventually it got taken down off Twitter at the behest of Lovato however it left long-standing cultural internet impact.

“She said, ‘are you crying!’ ‘STOP IT! Stop it NOW!’ And she flicked my vagina!”

“Get out of here vagina flick”

“I will vagina flick you. Better cut that out!”

Vagina Flick by cheb. June 11, 2022