Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011
Get the Cum Disposal Unit mug.This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.
It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"
"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
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A B-Unit is an all-male social group from the "burbs" (hence the "B") that collectively excels at all aspects of life.
The definition is based on the elite social and sporting group from southern Canada. They are known internationally for their dominance in waterpolo, hockey, mountain biking, academics and football.
The definition is based on the elite social and sporting group from southern Canada. They are known internationally for their dominance in waterpolo, hockey, mountain biking, academics and football.
Yo Marty, those guys in the B-Unit have 4.0s, have hot girlfriends, and play varsity sports. How do they do it?
by PaulyWally123123 December 2, 2009
Get the B-Unit mug.A kickass show on CBS about a group of special forces soldiers who go around saving the world and return home to their loving wives. The action is intense, and the writing is sharp. Makes me respect American servicemen more than 24 ever did.
FBI Agent: Sergeant Major, Where are you going?
Jonas: I'm gonna take down that plane. And I've got my best man in the woods, so if you give me up he will come down here and shoot you dead. You, you and you, panic. The rest of you come with me.
-From the pilot episode of The Unit
Jonas: I'm gonna take down that plane. And I've got my best man in the woods, so if you give me up he will come down here and shoot you dead. You, you and you, panic. The rest of you come with me.
-From the pilot episode of The Unit
by Doctorwaffle August 15, 2008
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by butthook June 7, 2007
Get the hard unit mug.In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.
The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.
by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008
Get the Pritchard Unit mug.A unit in this case refers to a large individual in particular a male. Fried usually refering to the brain being fried from copping one too many rompers. Combined you get a big cunt who has lost almost all his capabilities to perform the simplest human functions.
Drew: oi Greg this party’s getting out of hand there’s too many fried units here.
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!
by Fried Unit August 5, 2018
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