eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.

Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.

by spikeyrulez April 7, 2011

Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.

Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"

by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011

air droppin' turds

When you take a snap shot of a turd on your iphone, then you air drop it to random people in a crowd.

I was on a plane and I was air droppin' turds!

by dr rocket December 8, 2018

turster

A destroyer of toasters...most likely in a drunken/drug induced state.

Turster just beat the shit out of that toaster!

by Chris Hutson January 21, 2004

turdslap

When someone slaps you with a turd

I just gave that bitch a turdslap

by gtiargh July 10, 2009

turst

to turst - to smoke

a turst - a smoke/fag

hey look at those two tursting!

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fancy a turst?

by pHiLLite July 18, 2005

turdsmith

1. One who continually suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

2. A person who constantly talks shit at great length but can never back up their words.

3. Creator of a gargantuanly sized dump.

That guy always runs off at the mouth. He slings more bull than a turdsmith.

by R.H. December 31, 2007