tursing

to curse while typing a combination of the two words type + cursing

I was so angry about my boss I was tursing to June in an e-mail about it...

by la tina January 5, 2008

Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).

Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

turfing

sitting in some tall grass and jerking yourself off.

Yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, It was gross.

by brownsugar3 January 10, 2011

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010