thammer

Something a yonner grandad says when hes working on his shed and needs a hammer.

the need to conjoin the + hammer and the + house

go an get thammer from'th 'ouse

by queen_of_oldham September 13, 2010

TULAMF

Teared Up Like A Mother Fucker

1: What's up, man, you look like you just cut a thousand onions?
2: I just read this post on reddit about a girl with cancer and I TULAMF.

by flapjackery October 27, 2011

TULAMF

Teared Up Like A Mother Fucker

Manly tears, like during shows of loyalty, such as in the Futurama episode of Fry's dog.

-Have you seen the episode about Fry's dog?
-I tulamf'ed

by aaronbot3000 October 27, 2011

TULAMF

Teared Up Like A Motherfucker

Did you see my dog sleeping on my computer after skyping with my brother whose been gone for 5 months? TULAMF.

by redditear October 27, 2011

TULAMF

Teared up like a mother fucker.

When I looked at the picture of a dead cat I TULAMF!

by FailNail November 8, 2011

tunami

a small, virgin wave which is far from growing to be a large, tsunami wave

ure not supposed to observe a tsunami in Van Lake, Turkey but a tunami, only.

by kelamist November 23, 2016

Tunamoist

The disgusting gunk marketed by corporations such as Bumblebee or Thai Union as Canned Tuna.

Could also be used to describe an aroused woman who hasn't showered since the last time she fucked a fish.

What would you like for lunch? I have some tunamoist, or I have this piece of bread I accidentally wiped my ass with.

by FakeName411 February 8, 2017