Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

traffiction

Traffiction is a fabricated or embellished story detailing a chaotic scene of gridlock conceived and delivered in an effort to explain one’s tardiness or absence from work / a party / your wedding / etc.

Good things to reference when telling a traffictional story:
1. Man on fire (include details like, “waving his arms wildly”)
2. Godzilla
3. Broken-down bus of cheerleaders
4. Volcanic eruption
5. Scene from Armageddon (just don’t mention Bruce Willis)
6. Sanjaya

Example of traffiction:
Wow, I know I’m late, but there was the most incredible accident on the Beltway that tied me up for hours! I was moving along making great time, when up ahead I could just make out a cow wandering onto the highway. I guess the tractor trailer ahead of me didn’t see it –he must have been going at least 80 mph. The explosive impact had cars screeching to a halt and ended in a massive pileup. I was able to stop in time, but it still took the workers and clean-up crew several hours to carve a path through the cars and meat. As I finally passed by the (now totaled) tractor trailer, I noticed the mangled Chick-fil-a logo…irony can be so cruel. So, anyway…did I miss the birth of our son?

by Trevor Browne December 28, 2008

Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.

OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!

by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009

traffic

the movement of something. Could be cars, drugs, people for sex, ushually something illegal and something you should not do.

Sex trafficking
Drug trafficking

by ppy_luv July 2, 2008

triffid

Triffid: experimental plant that is capable of moving itsself around and attacking people.

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

Triffids take over the world! From the greatest science-fiction novel of all time!

Man eating plants! Spine chilling terror!

The triffids are coming! The triffids are growing! The triffids are killing!

by Triffid June 24, 2005