Kentucky Bread Trade

When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.

Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH

by ashstay June 8, 2014

Trade Rape

The process of making an awful trade in fantasy football.

John- Dude, I just got Plaxico Buress for Ronnie Brown from Kevin!

Steve- Man, you got trade raped. Plaxico Buress is in jail for like 3 years.

by TebowTime January 9, 2011

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.

"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"

by Ziekerz September 2, 2007

Street Trade

When someone offers another person alcohol or drugs for sex. The sex acts are often filmed and put on the internet.

I saw a fine ass dude walking down the street and I asked him if he wanted his dick sucked, but he said he is not gay. So I offered him a "Street Trade" and he said ok.

by JonLBC January 13, 2009

Drug Trade

The illegal drug trade or drug trafficking is a global black market consisting of the cultivation, manufacture, distribution and sale of illegal drugs. While some drugs are legal to possess and sell, in most jurisdictions laws prohibit the trade of certain types of drugs. The illicit drug trade operates similarly to other underground markets. Various drug cartels specialize in the separate processes along the supply chain, often localized to maximize production efficiency and minimize damages caused by law enforcement. Depending on the profitability of each layer, cartels usually vary in size, consistency, and organization. The chain ranges from low-level street dealers who may be individual drug users themselves, through street gangs and contractor-like middlemen, up to multinational empires that rival governments in size. Illegal drugs may be grown in wilderness areas, on farms, produced in indoor or outdoor residential gardens or indoor hydroponic grow-ops, or manufactured in drug labs located anywhere from a residential basement to an abandoned facility. The common characteristic binding these production locations is that they are discreet to avoid detection, and thus they may be located in any ordinary setting without raising notice. Much illegal drug cultivation and manufacture takes place in developing nations, although production also occurs in the developed world.

The drug trade is getting out of hand. Why don't they just legalize that shit.

by Risown January 28, 2009

Toadstool

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.

Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.

by drillvoice September 8, 2005

woman of the trade

..Of course the trade is the world's oldest trade; prostitution.

What we're dealing with here is a woman who opens her legs for money.

My dear gentlemen, I have bought a woman of the trade to join us, who shall be freely availiable to all throughut the night. I have paid her in advance, so fret not.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004