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effle tower deluxe

Just like an effletower but the girl is doing 69 with another girl. Usally on a coffee table, or another object that lifts them off the floor.
Dam I want in on the effle tower deluxe or me and my girl are up for and effletower deluxe.
by drako60 October 20, 2015
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Gawds Awful Towers

the breeding ground for all thing sex related
bro you went to gawds awful towers?

yeah i had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by mrduck69lol December 24, 2019
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university towers

A nationwide chain of poorly managed, off-campus, college dorm/appartments. When given the initial tour of the building, the potential resident is awestruck by the spacious rooms, walk-in closets, views of the city, and kitchinettes. The potential resident is also made to believe that the food court, which is attached to the building, produces amazing gourmet meals whenever the student is hungry. To make matters better, these delicious meals are included in the rent! However after living in any of University Towers's locations one realizes that all they bought was room in a building where every section smells like a different kind of shit. The amazing food ends up being anything the thieves in the cafe can make out of a tortilla and fried chicken. The spacious room is usually ruined by a roomate who is a mamma's boy and pees on the toilet seat.
Kid 1: "Living in University Towers is Great! The hallway on my floor smells like foreskin and burnt sugar today."

Kid 2: "Thats nothing, the elevator I took this morning smelled like rubber cement, jet fuel, and Japanese candy. On top of that, I was stuck in the elevator between floors for 20 min."

OR

Kid 1: "Today for dinner I had a buffalo chicken wrap."

Kid 2: "I spiced things up tonight. I had a chicken wrap with buffalo sauce."

Kid 3: "Man, that sounds good guys; much better than the tortilla with fried chicken, rice, and spicy red sauce that I had."
by BigNig J October 29, 2006
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devils tower

1. When a public toilet is not functioning properly, the mountain of shit that occurs after several patrons have taken a shit and not flushed.
2. A mountain in Wyoming, USA declared a US National Monument and referenced in the movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".
1. "Oh man, I just walked into a Devils Tower in that gas station restroom."
2. "This... MEANS something."
by Chris.Meador August 1, 2008
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Ivory Tower Syndrome

A syndrome affecting the dedicated academic who stays up in the tower studying and writing and avoiding the rest of the world but which often results in a profound disconnection from others.
That guy has an advanced case of Ivory Tower Syndrome which may account for his paralyzing shyness.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019
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liberal tolerance

A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.
The "peaceful protesters" showed their liberal tolerance on the reporters and police.
by spootyhead January 9, 2017
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Effiel Tower

The wonderful act of two men tag teaming a female, one hitting it from behind while the other is getting a blowjob. A highfive between the two men must occur to form the EFFIEL TOWER.
A buddie of mine and I tottally effiel towered that bitch last night!
by stateofmind May 22, 2008
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