Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise

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by The sex guru September 6, 2013

Triton

In Greeky mythology, Triton is a merman while for the Urban party gay community, Triton is the act of taking three big cocks in the ass. A triton is normally male but nowadays, it's also being practiced by women. Triton is related to DaBull wherein the three big cocks are taken orally.

Man 1: "Holy shit dude! Three big cocks in his ass!!!
Man 2: Yeah! That's a Triton

Man 1: One!
Man 2: Two!
Man 3: Three!
Triton: Yay! I'm a Triton!

by BookOfAnarchy August 6, 2011

triton

a person who is a show boat about basketball and is a jerk to all. has a small dick

triton is a name

by lkfjlkjvbklhfjbc February 6, 2018

Curious Tortoise

A (usually unexpected and unwanted) poop that starts to stick out it's head to check out what's happening, usually as it's owner is running to the bathroom in an attempt to deposit it before it fully merges.

I tried to casually let one go and thought I'd got away with it, but then I felt something poking at the back of my pants. It was like a curious tortoise straining it's head to see the world around it.

I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.

by DustyRoads September 27, 2013

Mitsubishi Triton

Tritons is a sports utility or luxury 4x4. Has come a long way with reliable engines which are cheap to run when looked after the correct way. Besides the suspension squeak in the rear when loaded the Triton a real value statement.

Real mature people who are smart and arent show offs drive these and aren't scared of other jelous drivers who drive similar vehicles but won't admit it.

I drove a Mitsubishi Triton and I loved it so I brought one.

by Yeahloveameaning February 11, 2019

Mitsubishi Triton

A Mitsubishi utility vehicle also marketed as an L200 outside of Australia.

I bought a new Mitsubishi Triton for my work ute.

by namlub3 April 17, 2009

torino

A guy who asks a crack whore if she wants some smack or coke, makes a fake call and then asks for a blow job!

I totally was going to torino that whore, maybe even get my dick sucked.

by Jerry_Smalls October 21, 2007