La Tique

A very sweet and innocent french creole female usually very beautiful... green eyes and long curly hair!

Ahh madam La Tique is shopping again. I just love her!

by Creolegirl September 27, 2011

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Torqued Bow

when your penis is so stiff and curved upwards in an erection, that you can tie a rubber band to it and use it as a bow-and-arrow

"Yesterday I was so bored, I jerked off just to make a torqued bow.

by Jack Hoffman the III November 14, 2011

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touque

An uncircumcised penis. Named for the obvious resemblance (minus the pom pom)

Nick: Whaddaya mean wierd, I though most guys still had a touque... what about you Gideon?

Gideon: Are you kidding? I'm Jewish, we're all chopped.

by ]) u ]{ e June 1, 2006

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1: Proper Noun- A small chain of Mexican Taqueria Restaurants around San Jose and Morgan Hill that serve what the locals consider to be better than Taco Bell.

2: Noun- (Slang) A Mexican woman living in America, but talks to English speaking Americans in Spanish, expecting to be understood. Quite common within grocery stores.

Example 1:
Boy: "Hey, babe. You hungry? I feel like getting Mexican food."
Girl: "Gawd, YES! Let's get some Super Taqueria."
Boy: "Fer sure, cause Taco Bell gives me Super Diarrhea..."

Example 2:
Mexican Lady: "¡Hola! (rambles in Spanish)"
Meat Clerk: "You want Carne Asada?"
Mexican Lady: "Ehh... sí."
Butcher: "Great, more carne asada for another super taqueria."

by Matt Dokter June 12, 2011

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