topdogger

A good leader that can sometimes get caught up in his own accomplishments. Someone who is only motivated if an event is interesting.

Nixon
Bill Gates
Bill Clinton

by Luke Shaheen July 5, 2005

topothetop

A really bad player at minecraft

Topothetop Is bad at pvp!

by JWowinthebox November 9, 2019

glossy topcoat

A clear coat of nail polish to top off nail polish or bare nails. A good top coat is shiny, doesnt chip, applies nicely and drys fast.

"Im going to finish this design with a glossy topcoat"

by An Shape April 18, 2018

Kon topol

Kon topol is a Persian word that means fat ass or thick. Kon means ass and topol means ass.put it together we have fat ass.

Mamad kos kesh kon topol bia inja

by Kon bache 2000 June 3, 2019

Run the tops

Run the tops - play futuretops, start a futuretops server etc.

Hey Joe, wanna run the tops?

by fedja14 May 16, 2021

Topsoil

Debris resulting from aggressive homosexual anal intercourse with someone who failed to cleanse themselves thoroughly before getting ass-rammed. Can be found on a condom in the case of protected sex, on the penile shaft and glans in the case of unprotected sex, and in the pubic hair in both instances. Usually consists of fecal matter, but can sometimes include fragments of poorly digested foods such as corn kernels and peanuts.

That nasty bottom I met online didn't even shower, so I wiped the topsoil off on his bedsheets and took off.

It's just a little topsoil. It's natural. Don't stop. Fuck me!

by Nasty Portland Fucker August 7, 2009

Topsail Island

A town on the east on North Carolina where a bunch of Yankees like to visit every fucking summer. We deadass do not like you. It is the greatest place where everything is just better. Has the best beach hands down

Topsail island is the best beach you will ever go to.

by Thatbitch25 May 2, 2018