Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

by Milicent December 26, 2009

What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"

person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.

by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.

After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

by dive team 13 September 6, 2010

Arabian Toothbrush

When your lover puts Toothpaste on a male penis, and uses it as a toothbrush.

Example: Dudes! HobbiBobbi used me as an Arabian Toothbrush this morning, I'm not sure how to feel about it, durkadurka

by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 19, 2018

Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s

I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush

by Javon quirky April 9, 2019

toothbrushing robot

an individual who removes their regular teeth and replaces them with buttplugs, the individual who has done this normally electrifies them with some wire, the wire rubbing against the buttplugs is like a robot brushing it's teeth. Becoming a toothbrushing robot is normally some before oral intercourse.

Guy: I can't believe John is a toothbrushing robot now!

Other guy: I never knew John was even gay, let alone the fact he'd end up being a toothbrushing robot!

John: ish not my folt I'm like thish. *Click click zap zap*

Both guys: please suck my penis you toothbrushing robot.

by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025