When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
by Milicent December 26, 2009

by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010

Example: Dudes! HobbiBobbi used me as an Arabian Toothbrush this morning, I'm not sure how to feel about it, durkadurka
by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 19, 2018

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
by Dump truck January 29, 2017

by Javon quirky April 9, 2019

an individual who removes their regular teeth and replaces them with buttplugs, the individual who has done this normally electrifies them with some wire, the wire rubbing against the buttplugs is like a robot brushing it's teeth. Becoming a toothbrushing robot is normally some before oral intercourse.
Guy: I can't believe John is a toothbrushing robot now!
Other guy: I never knew John was even gay, let alone the fact he'd end up being a toothbrushing robot!
John: ish not my folt I'm like thish. *Click click zap zap*
Both guys: please suck my penis you toothbrushing robot.
Other guy: I never knew John was even gay, let alone the fact he'd end up being a toothbrushing robot!
John: ish not my folt I'm like thish. *Click click zap zap*
Both guys: please suck my penis you toothbrushing robot.
by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025
