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Tongue Lick 

When you take your tongue and lick the whole shaft of the dick and then the balls and then take the tongue and lick the pubs on his anus and his balls.. Then you take your tongue and lick his anus. then to top it off you Put ur tongue on his tongue and make him taste what u were licking! ( can be used with girls and their cunts to)
" LAYLA, tongue lick my Balls, I want to taste my cum tonight and my ass"!
" Fuck me baby, Tongue lick my fishy cunt!"
Tongue Lick by Dickwad December 14, 2004

Tongue-in-cheek 

Tongue-in-cheek is a term used to refer to humor in which a statement is not meant to be taken seriously, but its lack of seriousness is subtle.

Nonetheless beware of jackasses trying to use it as an out-of-jail card sometimes when they fuck up and say some' stupid they really meant.
The night before: "If you get us some T or G we can fuck all night, do any horrible things you wanna do".

The following morning: "Hey baby! I was just being "tongue-in-cheek" with that text I sent you yesterday. Just fucking around. Hope you're well. Later.."
Tongue-in-cheek by dhoyos October 19, 2008

tongue piercing 

a straight implant surigal stainless steal barbell that they use to pierce your tongue at first
hey guys look at my tongue i got it pierced it was tight though

Tongue Fu 

Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin

Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"

"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
Tongue Fu by jshep22 November 6, 2013

tongue punching the fart box 

"tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person
tongue punching the fart box:

Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.

That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.

Tongue Muppet 

Someone who insists on sticking their tongue out when having their photo taken.
Look at all her profile pictures on facebook, she's a Tongue Muppet
Tongue Muppet by Apehanger March 6, 2011