Word to my mother

Telling the truth

word to my mother I smash my step grandma

by Law_vine May 12, 2022

doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

a phrase used by middle schoolers which was from the song kings dead. people say it either as a joke or to say that they took someone to their house and fucked them. its pretty self explanatory losers

EXAMPLE 1--
Person 1: guess what dude
Person 2: what
Person 1: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

EXAMPLE 2--
Max: bro u cant believe what i did last night
Javier: what did u do
Max: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
Javier: was she hot

by trustbutera June 22, 2018

the yee to my haw

"yee" referring to phil swift and "haw" referring to flew tape

You are the yee to my haw

by cheesierolf October 31, 2018

add bacon to my kale salad

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.

Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

by Mollex February 24, 2021

word to my mother

This phrase is used by your typical fuckboy or douche. Meaning he's swearing on his mother he didn't do what he was accused of.

"Word to my mother i'm not a fuckboy"

by Magically.delicious May 12, 2016

word to my seed

Word of honor.
That is my word of honor on my child's life.

Shorty was tryin' to get wit' me last night.

You lyin'!

Nah, that's word to my seed - she was!

by Black Tiger March 4, 2003