toene-up

Caring attention/servicing to someone's "downstairs sausages".

I always get da biggest giggle-fits outta pretty girls when I give dem free toene-ups --- naturally they love having me massage their feet and trim their nails and gently file away their corns and calluses, plus of course I myself experience a similar degree of pleasure in dat I get to rub and otherwise handle their cute tootsies, plus they reward me not only wif assorted smiles, grateful words, hand-squeeziz, hugz, and kissiz, but they also then let me place their delicate arches and heels against my fuzzy chest and affectionately hold my hands, then mentally "pump out lots of love" through their soles and palms to sooth my heart.

by QuacksO January 10, 2026

Teener

(Teener)a mathematical term in drug sales. teener derived from the word 10th as in a tenth of a gram. A point of a gram. 0.10 spotlook 10 teeners in a gram 3.5 grams or 3grams 5 teeners a ball/black/ 1/4 of a ounce. Black billard balls 8...shouldnt have to connect all the dots for yall...a bindle is what 1 g in each bag is a teener. how many bags in a bindle kids? that's right junkie nuts 10 !! cuz thats how many teeners are in a fucking gram, it's math bitch. You guys know a Nick is not a $5 bag but it's a quarter yeah a nickel bag is a quarter of an ounce no 7 G you know why 7 grams cuz that's how many grams is in a quarter of a fucking ounce that's why it's called a quarter you don't know why it's called nickel do you know a finger bag like three fingers home in prison slang as in fingers with gloves filled with whatever talking about give me three fingers and two lids how about an onion of Britney and a double up of Christina??? I'm a white country boy you fucktards and I understand all of this I love how stupid people are together

Twist baby I need some work. . .

Iaght, bet, what you need shorty?

Just a black daddy...
Shit I'm going to let you hold that baby, put another $20 on ya ticket n I'll send you a dbbl up.
Oh you so good yo me twist, hit my line when wifeys gone n I'll pull up with appreciation boo
Cool now get your head ass out of here.
Hey homie you throw me that same double up
What you think this is teeners for wieners? Shit nigga I got 3 gram on me and I'll throw you the five teeners when you come around later, 3/5 for a good guy run you like 30 cat..
Good looks dawg.
Straight?

Yezzzzz zirrrrr
2 balls=7grams or 70 teeners

1 ball= 3.5 grams / 3grams.5teener

Half black work be 1.75 den 2g 3.5g7g14g28g teener,

Eighth ball is black and 3.5g nickle is 7 g or 1/4 oz half zip/lid/o/oz/onion/whole internet stupid for this some people really wonder why I do believe I am much smarter than you all

by anonymous January 14, 2026

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Ingrown Toeneology

The study of ingrown toenails, popularised by doctor Amy Lethbridge.

I have a degree in ingrown toeneology

by Dbly73 April 5, 2021

Ingrown Toeneology

The study of ingrown toenails, popularised by Doctor Amy Lethbridge.

I have a degree in ingrown Toeneology

by Dbly73 April 5, 2021

Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.

That bitch is such a Kelly towner

by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022

out_of_towner

a visitor to a town or city from another place : someone from out of town

Nobody likes an out_of_towner who comes in and acts like know_it _all.

by Sleeky#pal August 2, 2018