Timberlow

The man of your dreams. The one with the beasty cock that you want to marry.

"Have you met your timberlow yet?"

by N'R April 15, 2009

Timberoni

A very small penis known to repulse and or make females laugh at said little cock.

She laughed when she saw his little timberoni...especially when he spooged in his undies prematurely

by Micky McMickerson August 3, 2016

Timberlane.dr

Every man who live on or near timber gets bare pussy like honestly, I might turn gay for timber kids. like god fucking damn.

You looking like a damn Timberlane.dr kid, I think I'm gay.

by uv ray March 21, 2019

timberdoodle

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.

some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.

by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

Timbertop

An upper class school that pretends to care about its students, and pushes them into potentially hazardous environments where they are injured or killed. Many have died there and every single student has had an injury of some kind. The food is shit and they call noodles "miggas" (short for Mi Gorengs). Also if you aren't sexually molested by the staff, you will be by your unit.

MR HALL: Welcome to Timbertop guys!
Everyone: Shut the fuck up.

by JackMeng June 16, 2021

Big Timber

Big Timber is a small town 60 miles east of Bozeman, Montana that is so small, that if you blink you'll miss it. The town consists of 1,745 people as of 2004.
The coldest temperature on record was -47 in February 1936, and the hottest recorded temperature was 104 in July 1936.

Big Timber is Small town USA

by fairylakegrl March 21, 2009

Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014