Trumpling

A small collection of undesirable people who try to stop others from enjoying something. Named after the president's joy for grabbing pussy with his tiny hands.

A small handful of cunts. A "trumpling".

Well the old failed airport has been closed 5 years now. If it wasn't for those trumplings, we'd have new houses by now!

by Smiddy February 3, 2019

Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011

Thumping

Taking your hard cock and smacking your woman (or man if you're a pole smoker) on the forehead.

I was thumping my woman last night before I fucked her good.

by Sandy Dinger September 22, 2006

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

thumbkin

Crazy ass gun wielding honkies from the "thumb" of the State of Michigan.

Terry Nichols was building bombs to level government buildings, but what else can you expect from a thumbkin?

by RandalPnk October 16, 2007

Tumbling Bullets

A tpye of bullet that instead of gong straight forward spins like a person doing a flip. Much more innaccurate but at close range , it will tear a person apart.

The SWAT didn't even stand a chance against the bank robbers with Ak-47s loaded with rounds that could tumble

by scannerfish December 10, 2004

Trump Thumping

The act of blindly and mindlessly beating the drum for presidential candidate and noted blowhard Donald Trump.

He spent all night trump thumping instead of quietly enjoying the modern art exhibit we were attending.

by Hoju ju April 23, 2016