Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.

Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

by Paul Loose November 15, 2007

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

thighbruiser

A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.

Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"

by Queen Jean September 3, 2005

Thighjack

Thighjacking (Verb/gerund) When a man uses his thighs to stimulate himself inconspicuously in a public place, such as on an airplane.

Thighjacker (Noun) A man who uses his thighs to masturbate hands-free on an airplane; An armless man who maneuvers his inner thighs to stimulate himself sexually.

Thighjaculate (Noun) the product of a thighjacking.

The woman was both aroused and confused when she witnessed the thighjacker thighjacking in the seat next to her during her overnight flight to New York City.

by MrEgitziaDeBelmar August 14, 2010

tight bastard

A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people

"Don't expect him to buy you a pint"
"Why?"
"Because he's a tight bastard, that's why!"

by Harry Price May 14, 2014

Thigh aches

Strong secretive sexual attraction that gives such severe blue balls that your thighs ache

OMG Paul has the serious thigh aches for Dara

by Badass Shark January 16, 2019

gravy thigh

extremely large thighs that look as if they are filled with gravy.

that bitch is so fat you break her leg and gravy falls out, she's got gravy thighs

by bryanandjamiexo April 26, 2009