Thighjack

Thighjacking (Verb/gerund) When a man uses his thighs to stimulate himself inconspicuously in a public place, such as on an airplane.

Thighjacker (Noun) A man who uses his thighs to masturbate hands-free on an airplane; An armless man who maneuvers his inner thighs to stimulate himself sexually.

Thighjaculate (Noun) the product of a thighjacking.

The woman was both aroused and confused when she witnessed the thighjacker thighjacking in the seat next to her during her overnight flight to New York City.

by MrEgitziaDeBelmar August 14, 2010

Highjacking

Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.

“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”

by PO2 Cook June 26, 2018

HighJacking

A word to describe the art of jerking off while high

After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait

by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018

Highjack

To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.

E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up

by Therandy15 June 14, 2011

thightocks

much like a cankle, when you can't tell where a persons buttocks ends and there thigh begins

(friend 1)Dude don't get mad but your mom has thightocks

(friend 2)you're a jerk

by flamethrower dick August 12, 2010

Highjacking

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents

Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ

by Squawk_on_my_cob August 15, 2018

thighback

the condition in which a person's thigh's directly connects to their lower, leaving the perception that said person has no ass.

White girls are nice except for that occassional case of thighback.

by kentcash October 7, 2010