carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016

hair therapy

Dope Hair experience

Get some hair therapy.

by Therapist dee July 24, 2017

Vehicular Therapy

The act of relieving stress, negative thoughts, and/or pain by going out and cruising in a vehicle, more commonly by car or motorcycle.

If you ever feel like needing peace, an adventure, or just need to clear your mind from bad thoughts, grab your keys and get some Vehicular Therapy in.

by AsianStikkyRyce April 11, 2022

Thot therapy

Thot therapy is any activity in which a person can freely Express their sexuality, or just an acceptance of making the world a sluttier place. Thot therapy includeds but is not limited to: slut support groups, honoring hoes, and banging all your bros. Term first used by the e-thot WitchyHeathen.

I need some fucking thot therapy this weekend.

by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022

Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.

"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."

by Jfiddy December 26, 2013

Therapy Hangover

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover

That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.

by Enzo0601 January 29, 2021

speech therapy

Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.

I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.

by The Real Driller December 1, 2022