Billy and Pete theorem

The theory that Billy and Pete cease to exist once their objective had been completed. They are seen in the same clothes everyday, despite weather, and never seem to leave nor enter where they are. They only come into existence when they are needed and leave when they are not, nobody can see them leave or enter, they just enter

It's a shame that Einstein died when he was about to solve the Billy and Pete theorem, what a shame, and a coincidence...

by Definitely sfx March 22, 2021

The Karl Jobst Theorem

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.

Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.

by prokymannpron May 25, 2021

Schrodinger's cable theorem

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.

Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.

by Xeto November 9, 2021

The Tyler Theorem

Tyler is a common name, dominantly used in English-speaking countries. The Tyler Theorem is the theory that everyone named Tyler eventually turns out to be an asshole. The specific type of asshole can vary, (Liars, idiots, bullies) but the common consensus is they are a combination of stupid and rude. An interesting fact though, that has gone unexplained for quite some time, is that commonly these assholes are part of the LGBT community, and whilst being LGBT isn't bad in of itself, it is rather strange that these Tylers usually are part of it.

The Tyler Theorem, whilst having no explainable cause, has some strong evidence behind its relevance.

by iwuehfiwhfi3w May 27, 2023

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.

Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

by Cbuck25 August 27, 2009

Zenni Theorem

The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.

Did you see those 29 dollars glasses. Certainly victims of the Zenni Theorem.

by TheRubric October 12, 2008

Douche Bagorean Theorem

two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.

Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?

by D3ATHB1A2MER May 19, 2010