fuck keg

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.

Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.

by MJRC February 7, 2017

keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"

by PTHmatt November 22, 2007

Keg Stand

verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh

How much did you drink in that last keg stand? Leigh was such a champ.

by Adriana Carolina January 8, 2007

keg stand

The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.

See that chick over there? She gives awesome keg stands.

by 3B October 26, 2007

keg party

the coolest party held by the coolest guy in the whole wide world, Nikita.

-Yo, u going to that keg party on Friday?
-For shizzle

by Nickkkk July 29, 2008

Melon Keg

When you put a whole in a melon and fill it with a type of alcohol, you then proceed to drink from the melon.

Geff: Hey, Robert! How was the party last night?

Robert: It was awesome! We made a melon keg!

by Epiclulz487 June 7, 2009

opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

by june t September 30, 2016