Definitions by MJRC

jonnygold 

A person displaying signs of getting old, such as no longer listening to modern or alternative music but instead tuning into a golden oldies 70s soft rock radio station such as gold fm.

Person 1: Hey mate. Are you coming out with us tonight?

Person 2: Nah might have a quiet one.

Person 1: Jeez man don't go all jonnygold on me.

jonnygold by MJRC February 10, 2017

fuck keg 

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.

Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.

fuck keg by MJRC February 7, 2017