MJRC's definitions

fuck keg

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.

Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.

by MJRC February 7, 2017

jonnygold

A person displaying signs of getting old, such as no longer listening to modern or alternative music but instead tuning into a golden oldies 70s soft rock radio station such as gold fm.

Person 1: Hey mate. Are you coming out with us tonight?

Person 2: Nah might have a quiet one.

Person 1: Jeez man don't go all jonnygold on me.

by MJRC February 10, 2017