Person 1: My boss wont let the company get warm water.
Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.
Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.
Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.
Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.
by polockpride4eva November 9, 2006
Garlic poo is when it comes out of your bum.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim March 1, 2020
Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022
by gli-tch August 8, 2022
1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 25, 2022
GARLIC BREAD IS THE BOMBBBBB
YOU AIN'T GON' BE MESSIN' WITH GARLIC BREAD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR GARLIC BREAD GODDD
BEST THING TO EVER BE MADE
YOU AIN'T GON' BE MESSIN' WITH GARLIC BREAD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR GARLIC BREAD GODDD
BEST THING TO EVER BE MADE
by GARLIC BREADER 4LIFER April 17, 2023