liquidity almost children

Cum

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"

by Mc_Lovin_42090 January 10, 2018

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 09, 2025

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

almost

Close to be doing it.

Until I was close to 10, without an almost, I couldn’t take off my undies!

by Turo Fernandez June 06, 2020

Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 04, 2021

Almost

An excuse you use to get out of being late for something
OR just a fancy way to say no without disappointing the other person

*stares at gps that says it will be another hour*
(To somebody) “Oh yeah, we’re almost there!”
*Thinking that they’re gonna be hella late*

by DioegoBrandoIsHOTTTTTT October 30, 2021

Almost

The saddest word in the English language.

"I was ALMOST good enough"
"He ALMOST loved me"
"She ALMOST survived"

by honeybear17 October 12, 2019